Quotes from the Silicon Valley boys we love, but who also make us sigh loudly sometimes.
→ Silicon Valley Boyfriend
Regarding the decision to have children
“Our scumbag DNA is, like, the biggest over-analyzer ever. Takes 4 billion years and still can’t be sure what it wants to do.”
I hope my boyfriend isn’t mad at me for making him cut his pitch deck from 60 slides down to 10. But I mean, come on.
"Even when I have a serious cold, I still really get off on numerical optimization."
"There *is* an Android port of the app, but my ex-girlfriend has it, and she won’t give it to me."
"Um, I was programming C++ when it was a MACRO-LANGUAGE."
- "I think I'm the most hated person in Silicon Valley right now."
- "Oh, please, you'd barely break the top 100."
- "So, what do you want to do tonight?"
- "I want to f*** the s*** out of you, then pick that smart brain of yours and tell you about how I solved search."
- "Sigh. Can't we just go to the Apple Store?"
"I tried convincing him to move to the Bay Area. ‘But I love Austin,’ he said. I responded, ‘Well, I used to love cheap wine.’"
"That’s why I own buyorgans.com. There really is a market there."
